Sometimes the best smells aren't found in stores.
Toxic roars, Toxic smokes ... Toxic blows away all competition!
Let's get this straight from the beginning. Toxic is not a nicey-nicey fragrance that gets perfume blogger ladies all gushy gooey with smart, clever words to write you up one day and forget you the next.
Toxic sticks like dogshit on your shoes -- or hot rubber on dry asphalt.
If you're strictly a fruit and flower cologne guy, Toxic isn't for you. If you only use fragrance that's been pimped by a celeb, Toxic isn't for you. If you check to insure low impact before you buy, Toxic isn't for you.
Toxic is not a fragrance the wife and kids will ever buy Dad for Father's Day. A man who wants the rush of Toxic, will have to purchase the bottle himself. If he happens to live with a woman, he may want to wait until she leaves in the morning before putting on Toxic — if he expects to sleep with her again.
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 Toxic cologne for men. 100 ml limited edition, premium black glass bottle with drawstring pouch. $240. |
Quiche and latte men won't like Toxic.
But, if you love the pungent aroma of a burn — of spinning wheels vaporizing rubber, turning it to smoke — if the smell of hot tar and raw gasoline makes your heart pump faster — if you're not afraid of cologne that bumps your nostrils against your nasal redline, read our sample offer below.
Toxic is an original fragrance developed by our own compounder in a Mad Max moment when he should have been doing something else. He wrote the formula so now we own it. You can ONLY buy Toxic from us. Toxic is a blend of nasty naturals and a handful of super slick synthetics carefully culled from crude oil, just like the gas in your tank.
Toxic blows away any known after shave. Toxic will trounce the most macho mall cologne. Toxic roars, Toxic smokes. Toxic is zero to infinity!
See our sample offer below.
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